You Live in
Maine when...
1.You only
have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
2.Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3.You have more than one recipe for moose.
4.Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5.The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and
construction.
You Live in
the Deep South when...
1.You can rent a
movie and buy bait in the same store.
2."ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
3.After five years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are Ya?"
4."He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty
Jean, etc.
You live in
Colorado when....
1.You carry your $3,000 mountain
bike atop your $500 car
2.You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home, and he stops
at the day care center.
3.A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4.The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.
Photo:
Florida beach fun.
You live in
the Midwest when...
1.You've never met any celebrities,
but the mayor knows your name.
2.Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3.You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4.You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5.When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was
different!"
You live in Florida
when....
1.You eat dinner
at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2.All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
3.Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4.Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5.Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.
Photo: Art
in the lobby of a Californian restaurant.